He's
the only elf at the North Pole with a university degree. From
Oxford no less. He's a good fellow, but is definitely in an
intellectual world of his own. It figures that Santa Claus
has entrusted one of the most important jobs in the Village
to Alabaster. Namely, Administrator of the Naughty or Nice
List.
He has developed an ingenious system that updates the
Naughty or Nice rating for every boy and girl four times
a minute. That way, Santa Claus has the latest skinny on
everyone and can adjust toy production accordingly.
Not only is Alabaster the only elf at the North Pole with
a degree from Oxford, he's the only elf anywhere with a
degree from Oxford. Actually, when he was a student there,
he lived in the Oxford Dictionary at the Oxford University
Library. (The Oxford Dictionary was the biggest book in
the Library and he hollowed it out and made an apartment
out of it.)
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