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labaster is quite a character.     
He's the only elf at the North Pole with a university degree. From Oxford no less. He's a good fellow, but is definitely in an intellectual world of his own. It figures that Santa Claus has entrusted one of the most important jobs in the Village to Alabaster. Namely, Administrator of the Naughty or Nice List.

He has developed an ingenious system that updates the Naughty or Nice rating for every boy and girl four times a minute. That way, Santa Claus has the latest skinny on everyone and can adjust toy production accordingly.

Not only is Alabaster the only elf at the North Pole with a degree from Oxford, he's the only elf anywhere with a degree from Oxford. Actually, when he was a student there, he lived in the Oxford Dictionary at the Oxford University Library. (The Oxford Dictionary was the biggest book in the Library and he hollowed it out and made an apartment out of it.)

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