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SPECIAL NORTH POLE WEATHER BULLETIN:

EXTREME COLD AIR IS EXPECTED TO REMAIN IN THE AREA. SNOW, ICE, WIND, AND COLD TEMPERATURES WILL BE HANGING AROUND HERE AT THE NORTH POLE FOR SEVERAL MORE YEARS. THOSE SENSITIVE TO EXTREME COLD SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE TO ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE.